Few suggestions:
1 )You could move the switch perhaps to a bit of plasterboard ceiling?, it might be possible to make a big hole in the ceiling, fit the module up there and cabling, then pollyfilla a new bit of plasterboard into the hole and re-mount the switch - unless you're swinging from it, the switch should be okay in plasterboard with some decent fixings - like those expanding T shaped ones that expand in the cavity behind?
2) B&Q in the UK have several flavours of pull-cord switch, including a huge one which is double-isolating designed for showers etc- your module might fit in there? - or mount the pull-cord on a surface mount socket box with a blanking cover (bit naff, but plenty of space then!)
3) maybe you can hide the micromodule in the light fitting? - does that help? if you cant get into your 'loft' it's difficult of course - I could put deep thought above my bathroom in the loft and no-one would notice!
4) What about murdering a KR22 keyfob remote - if you did this, perhaps it would fit in the housing for the pull-cord switch. If you took out the latch from the pull cord you'd make it 'momentary', then you might be able rig something up ?
http://www.letsautomate.com/10615.cf...4-7e057a08438b
Issue might be that you need to send 'on' and 'off' signals, and you're likely to only be able to send 'one' of them - if you have an 'intelligent' controller you can probably macro that so you can store the 'toggle' part in the controller and just flip between on and off each time an 'on' signal is recieved?
Mart.